Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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