So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
it was like eating out sand paper
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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