Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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