I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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