I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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