I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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