M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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