Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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