so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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