either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
P.S. I can't hear my feet
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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