it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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