I'm lost and stupid without you.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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