first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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