Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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