"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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