Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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