Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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