Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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