quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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