What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
