He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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