How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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