Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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