You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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