Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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