i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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