So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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