Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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