Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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