I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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