Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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