He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just forgot I was standing up.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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