Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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