id be glad to
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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