I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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