How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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