I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Let's paint friendship bongs
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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