Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and she was petting her beer can
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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