He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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