it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
