it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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