yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
