talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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