That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The air taste purple.
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