We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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