Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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