If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He? As in you personified your dick?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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