none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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