I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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