hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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