Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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