I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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