Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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