Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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