Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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